Tales of the Uke – Part One

As I wrote in the spring, I’ve taken up playing the ukulele. It started with a friend giving me an extra concert uke that he had at home. I practiced a lot of chords and found decent online tutorials, but ultimately I wanted to take formal lessons. Our mid-summer move complicated my plan, but I found an instructor at the Northwest School of Music in downtown Salem and signed up to begin in late August.

I also changed to a different instrument size. I’ve still got the Mitchell MU-70 concert ukulele, but with a trip to Hawaii and a visit to the renowned Ukulele Site in Haleiwa, I purchased a beautiful Islander AT-4 tenor uke, manufactured by Kanilea. It’s got a laminate body made of acacia, with a mahogany neck and a rosewood fretboard. It’s an entry level ukulele but of higher quality than the Mitchell. The uke went through a professional set-up, which included lowering the action, and was shipped to me a couple weeks later. The Islander is a joy to play. The strings are a little thicker because the instrument is larger than what I played before, but I’ve adjusted.

My lessons are well underway. It became clear very early that Trevor, my teacher, wasn’t going to show me a few chords and strumming techniques and then send me on my way. From the second lesson, he’s been teaching me how to finger pick. I haven’t read music since taking piano as a kid, but a lot has come back to me. He is impressed enough with my progress that he has me adding chords that don’t compete with the melody line, rather than only playing single notes. The music theory that’s involved flies over my head, but I’m learning. It’s also a bit head-spinning to discover that the same note can be played in different places on a string instrument. As a simple example, I can play the C major scale on the C string going up the fretboard, or I can play the scale low on the fretboard using the C, E and A strings.

I’m also learning how to do barre chords, move chord shapes on the fretboard, and change “standard” fingering to make chords or notes easier to play. The latter is crazy to wrap my head around. Ultimately, Trevor wants to help me master the ukulele rather than just play a few sing-along songs with easy chords low on the fretboard, and so he pushes me out of my comfort zone. It’s the early days, but I believe my tuition has been well spent.

My daughter, Aria, is the resident critic at home. She’s told me she likes the music I make and that I can play anytime. She’s also demanded peace and quiet and made it clear she doesn’t want to hear me:

Hmm. That said, I’m able to make her melt with the first complete song I’ve learned:

I’ll update this series as my lessons progress. Currently I’m working on John Lennon’s Imagine. It’s not a terribly difficult song but uses triplets and techniques, such as hammer-ons and pull-offs, which is new territory.

 

My Winding Road to a Ukulele

I come from a musical family. My immediate family members have all been classically trained professional musicians. When I was a kid I took piano lessons for seven years from my dad, a traumatic experience for both of us! Once I was in junior high school I no longer had time or inclination to continue.

Jump to high school, and I took a major interest in playing harmonica. Huey Lewis and the News was my favorite band at the time, and Huey was a maestro on the harp. In retrospect it was a fairly anachronistic instrument for the 1980s, but I thought it was cool. I received a diatonic Hohner Special 20 in the key of C one Christmas, along with a book teaching how to play blues harmonica. Learning from a book versus learning from a person is a very different proposition, and I struggled with the concept of bending notes. In the days before the internet, there wasn’t a place to hear the concepts I was learning.

Eventually I met Jeff, a guy who loved to play, and he taught me a few things, including how to bend those notes! The next harmonica I got was in the key of D, and that was my favorite. Bending notes was easier, and I had broken reeds to prove it. The sound was a little more bluesy, and I could play along with a few more songs. One of my favorites was Bad Is Bad  by Huey Lewis and the News. I just struggled with parts of the harmonica solo because a diatonic harp doesn’t have all the half steps and notes that a chromatic does. I used to play along to The Heart of Rock and Roll and Whole Lotta Lovin’, which were fun but more challenging Huey songs, and the solo on the latter was something I could never get close to nailing. While I performed in a harmonica duo for a high school talent show, there weren’t a lot of places to play other than my bedroom so my growth stagnated. I still play today at about the same level as 30 years ago.

Eventually, I started a radio career, and the joke in the family became that they played instruments and I played CDs…or badminton rackets masquerading as electric guitars. I was also pretty good at lip synch contests as a guitarist and impressed everyone stuck in traffic with my dashboard drumming. Ha!

In the mid-1990s, I was given a Hawaiian steel guitar and a classical guitar that had belonged to my great-grandfather during his days as an entertainer. I’ve never learned how to play the steel, but did make an attempt at playing the classical guitar. Tom, someone I knew while living on the Oregon Coast, helped me restring the instrument and learn some chords but then left town before I could learn much more. This guitar was difficult to play, and I went years without doing anything further. Later I took it to a guitar shop in Eugene, Oregon hoping they could repair the neck, which was bent. That was part of what made it so hard to play. Their advice to me was to hang the guitar from the wall as an heirloom. The neck was bent beyond repair. The damage was likely caused from being tightly strung for years in a storage room at my grandparents’ house, where it was hot and humid in the summer and cold in the winter.

That seemed to bring to an end any real thoughts of picking up an instrument and learning it, though thanks to a few things that stuck from my piano days I could noodle around on keyboards — including playing the iconic piano opening to Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’, which was an exercise in questionable technique.

Fast forward to three weeks ago. Garrett, a friend from work, whose father runs a ukulele festival in Bremerton, Washington, brought in an extra ukulele he owned. The day before I expressed interest in buying one when he mentioned his dad had about 70 in his house. But Garrett just gave it to me and even threw in a gig bag and a tuner. Now I’m a little giddy about owning a Mitchell MU-70 concert ukulele.

While I’ve decided to take formal lessons to get my technique right from the start, they don’t begin until May. So, I’ve been learning a little from online tutorials. I’ve got eight chords down, though playing all of them cleanly is as difficult as hitting single notes with the harmonica. Eventually, it comes with a lot of practice, but right now it’s far from flawless. Playing for about 30 minutes or so every night has helped toughen up my fingers quickly, and I’ve been able to strum to a few songs: Three Little Birds  by Bob Marley, I’m Yours  by Jason Mraz, Don’t Worry Be Happy  by Bobby McFerrin and Neil Diamond’s Song Sung Blue.

I’m struck by the versatility of the ukulele, and it’s a lot of fun to play. Strumming is simple, but as I get more advanced on the instrument I should be able to finger pick. I also hope to learn different strumming styles, which will help when attempting Hawaiian music. When I was a kid we played ukulele for a week or so in a grade school music class, but my interest in the uke has been a result of many visits to Hawaii, so I have to learn some of those happy songs.

So far my daughter likes when I play. One night she walked up to me, hugged my leg, and said, “I like the music you make, Daddy.” I think my wife is somewhat impressed, at least when I hit the correct notes! She’s a former professional opera singer (this is a theme, yes?) who has given me some impromptu music theory lessons. I might have actually learned something.

It’s been a winding road to the ukulele. I’ve really enjoyed playing thus far and look forward to becoming more proficient. Those formal lessons will help. In the meantime, the happy strumming continues…

Christmas Music Overdose

We’re well into the Christmas music season as many of us have been rockin’ around the Christmas tree since before Thanksgiving. (Thanks, radio stations!) Christmas music fatigue makes some of the worst songs unbearable. I’ve seen a few discussions on Facebook regarding worst and best songs, and I’ve put together my own list of holiday dreck as well as favorites. For brevity’s sake each list is limited to 10 titles. Let’s start with the good stuff:

Play It Again

Please Come Home for Christmas – Eagles. The Eagles released this Charles Brown cover in 1978 between their Hotel California and The Long Run albums. It has the patented Don Henley melancholic delivery.

Wintersong – Sarah McLachlan. This is such a poignant song — one of my favorites of any season.

Merry Christmas, Darling – Carpenters. Karen Carpenter. What more needs to be said?

O Holy Night – Mariah Carey. This is one of my favorite Christmas carols, and Carey does a quality pop song version. I like how she shows restraint at the beginning before letting it rip at the end.

Mele Kalikimaka – Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters. Christmas in the islands, circa 1950! The song found a new audience thanks to the swimming pool scene in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) – U2. This is a fun 1987 cover of the old Darlene Love song.

Last Christmas – Wham! Is it cheesy? Yes, but once again I’m 13 and lovelorn. What happened to that junior high crush of mine?

Same Old Lang Syne – Dan Fogelberg. It’s a true story! A little trivia: The main piano riff is taken from Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture — sped up a bit.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – Carpenters. Richard and Karen make a second appearance on my list with this song Judy Garland performed in 1944. The Carpenters covered it in 1978.

Winter Wonderland – Huey Lewis and the News. This was recorded at some point during the Sports Tour. It was an unreleased fan club gift in 1984. Of course it’s an a cappella arrangement!

Play It Again Honorable Mentions

All Alone on Christmas – Darlene Love and Mary’s Boy Child – Boney M. Yes, this technically makes 12 titles, but it’s my list and my rule to break! Both songs are fun and not heard all that often on the radio.

Now we move along to Christmas music that makes us wish it were January:

Never Again

Wonderful Christmastime – Paul McCartney. It would be wonderful to never hear this inane 1979 release again. By the way, while Wings members are in the video, this is actually a solo project. It’s all McCartney’s fault.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Jackson Five. The song was originally recorded by a 13-year-old in 1952. The Jackson Five covered it in 1970. The song tries to be cute but ends up being grating. I can’t switch stations fast enough when I hear it.

Do You Hear What I Hear? – Harry Simeone Chorale. This song was written by a husband and wife as a plea for peace during 1962’s Cuban Missile Crisis. It was released later that year and has been covered dozens of times. It has an interesting back story, but the song has never been a favorite of mine.

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town – Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. This is another song I’ve never really liked, regardless of performer. Bruce yells his way through this version, and it gets tiring quickly. I’m good for one listen per season because it’s Springsteen, but that’s it.

The 12 Days of Christmas (unless it’s the Muppets!) This song was published in 1780 and would be more interesting today as a telephone game than a Christmas tune. The cumulative repetition drags on, but the Muppets — especially Miss Piggy — make it fun by giving the song the irreverence it deserves.

Blue Christmas – Elvis Presley. I’m just not a fan. The song sounds old and tired.

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch – Thurl Ravenscroft. I like How the Grinch Stole Christmas! by Dr. Seuss. This song comes from the 1966 cartoon adaptation, but it’s annoying on its own. I can’t sit through the whole three minutes.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside – Dean Martin and Martina McBride. Dean, it’s late and she wants to go home. Let her. Talk about a relic that today screams, “INAPPROPRIATE!” The song was originally recorded in 1949 by Dinah Shore and Buddy Clark. The well-known modern version is the 2007 McBride overdub of Martin’s 1959 recording. The technology is so much better than the actual song!

Little Drummer Boy (unless it’s Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band!) Based on a traditional Czech carol, this was written by American composer Katherine Kennicott Davis in 1941. The Trapp Family Singers recorded it first in 1951. This is another song I find dull, but Seger’s heavily produced version is good for one play a season.

The Christmas Shoes – NewSong. This is a masterful piece of crass emotional manipulation with the gravitas of an Afterschool Special. Am I being too subtle?

Honorable Mention for Either Category

Merry Christmas From the Family – Robert Earl Keene. Some find this song of a dysfunctional Texas Christmas of questionable taste. Others find it hilarious. It likely depends on one’s life experience or intolerance for the Christmas jams that usually make playlists this time of year. Having worked in country radio, Keene’s tune makes me laugh out loud, as does his Cheshire Cat grin in the video. The song has since been covered by mainstream acts Montgomery Gentry and the Dixie Chicks.

Your turn! What did I miss, and what would you add? What do you never want to hear again? What would you like to hear more?